ARTIZENNE

• 2010-01-29

  1. Sydney: I just killed my diet this week.
  2. Murdered it.
  3. Mutilated the body...
  4. me: How bad?
  5. Sydney: I ate an entire wedding cake.
  6. Before the wedding too...
  7. me: Day-um
  8. Sydney: nods and hangs his head
  9. me: taps your nose with a rolled up newspaper
  10. bad puppy
  11. Sydney: I am nobody's puppy!
  12. me: Psh.
  13. What are you then, hm?
  14. Sydney: Just another community of single celled organisms collectively trying to survive due to some primal universal instinct of diversification.
  15. me: :D